I cannot read Martha Stewart Living Magazine without my inner monologue sounding JUST like Martha. You know, that judgy, Connecticut accent that she has?
A more important question is why I receive Martha Stewart Living? Well I used to get Blueprint, the most awesome home magazine ever, but it folded and as it was a part of the Martha-Stewart-Omnipedia-Empire, they said I could have Living for the remainder of my subscription. Whatever. I have such a love/hate relationship with this magazine. I love the garden pictures and ideas, but really? Who has the time. It’s such a fantasy. Which makes me hate Martha a little.